What the fuck does one say here? Is this an online dating profile? Ok, so, you ever just get tired of hearing and dealing with STOOPID motherfuckers? No common sense in any of there damn fool heads!Spouting uninformed and ridiculous shit? Sounding completely uneducated on a subject? Not using critical or analytical thinking to make a sound statement or argument?
Conversely have you ever met someone who blew you away with their insight and deep thought provoking words? BTW, doubtful you find much of that on here, but hey, you never know! Well here you may find more of that ridiculous thoughts and ideas or hopefully, the complete opposite of that! Use your own Goddamn minds to draw your own conclusions, I think you will often agree with me, but other times you will fucking hate me.
You know what? That’s ok, honest and open sharing of ideas and thoughts is what is paramount to our country and it’s values. Universities and other institutions that suppress free speech and the sharing of different and thought provoking ideas to save the feelings of tenderhearted pussies is not what we’re about. My opinions and thoughts on shit going on today WILL inflame and offend you at times.
Relax! You hear something you disagree with, this is an opportunity for you to ask why? What about my opinion incensed you? What about my opinion made you throw your phone onto the floorboard of your car? Is there any truth to it? Is this guy just full of partisan bullshit? Be honest with yourself and with me and lets have a fucking good time and maybe we can ALL learn something along the way!
WHO IS THIS FUCKING GUY:
My name is Kristian Tucker, born in July 1971, proud Leo bitches! Kansas City, Missouri native! CHIEFS & ROYALS!!!
Grew up playing outside from sun up to sundown, no seatbelts or car seats. Surrounded by cigarette smoke, drinking adults and no supervision. BB Gun wars, playing with Star Wars toys (still till this day btw), listening to everything from Motley Crue and Ozzy to Depeche Mode and Duran Duran.
Graduated HS in 1989 from The Colony, Texas (back when Texas still had whore houses on the side of the road). Married in 1993 have 2 wonderful kids born 1993 (daughter) and 1998 (son).
Started a small pest control business, after being in the industry for 17 years. Built it and ran it for 6 years, moved to my dream lake house and subsequently 2 years later in 2015, sold it and was divorced after 22 years of marriage. See, we all act and do some really fucking stupid shit from time to time.
Took next year and a half off to travel and “find myself”, wound up living very minimalist on a beach in Florida in an RV and LOVING it! Great life for a single guy, (really, no shit, you should look into it!)
2017 rolls around, father has prostate cancer and wants me to move back to Dallas to help run his business. Ughhh, obviously for him and his health, but also for me! I DID NOT want to move back to the Dallas area. Hey, what ya gonna do? So I left my RV behind (still in FL btw in that same beautiful spot), moved to Big D.
I forgot just how much I hated people until I moved back here. WOWZA! The driving, the arrogance, the sheer mass of stupidity had me yelling at the windshield, TV, drive-thru and in every direction. I will say this; Dallas is designed to separate you from your money. The restaurants, the entertainment, the shopping and keeping up with the Jones. Everything I was in my 20’s and 30’s, but now at age 46 despise all of that and have no desire to go back to it either!
Then one day, I had gone down the YOUTUBE RABBIT HOLE as I call it and the idea of this website, this podcast came to mind. Soooooo… now here we are, 46 years after being weaned from my mothers tit and no longer needing to be breast fed ideas and thoughts if you will, I can join the ranks of all the other fucktards out there with a camera, microphone and an obnoxious voice to scream my idiotic thoughts and ideas onto an unsuspecting world.
Lets see if anyone hears me. Come along won’t you?
